update

yesterday:

SKOOLZ OUT!!!! yeah party laio lo.. haha..yesterday was really cool... haha.. mah dad preached the sermon and like alot of things quite familiar la... haha.. area meeting was really AWESOME!! ahaha.. it was a time where we like gathered together to pray and to worship and it was really powerfull.. i could sense the power of god flowing through the place.. yeah.. haha.. all though the sound system abit problem ar.. but we were not distracted la.. haha.. full focus!!! thx God..

today:

today was area exercise day.. cool huh.. we go there play play.. i really miss playing soccer leh.. like i watched them play soccer, the excitement and the tension of the game, at the same time, the relaxation and the satisfaction that it can bring u . haha.. shiok la..really wish i din break mah arm la..sad... wha.. den also when we were TRYING to play volleyball this dude like suddenly launched a laser in like 3 knot wind.. wha.. damn shiok la..i really miss sailing of all la.. haiz.. haiz. haiz... God.. help me relax can? haha.. haha..

later hor when like everone zhao already, left me, ian, jan and her sis (pam)... jan, ian and i climbed up the webbie thing a few times.. haha
i did it in 39 sec... ian take short cut and he took 35 sec haha.. fun la.. den after dat we go and vandalise the pole thing and write our name dere.. haha.. the blanko does not like u la jan.. haha... fun la.. v fun.. den we went fer lunch at tm den now, ben and ian at mah house yupps.. hahah.. thats it.. bye

EXCERCISE!!!

yesterday:

mah first REAL work out fer like 2 months.. haha.. me and ben we went to bedok reservoir to take a jog.. it was quite refreshing.. haha.. we woke up at like * and left by 830.. we walked all the way frm mah house to the reservoir.. it was prob nearly 2 km walk la.. den we did our warm ups and we started a slow jog.. haha.. we stopped occasionally to walk and juz enjoy the serenity of Gods creation.. and also the gah'mens la! (the reservoir itself!!) haha... it it was quite enjoyable as we jogged and talked about LAME stuff.. haha.. by the time we finished, we were quite tired but we had to prepare fer a LONG walk all the way back home.. we both din bring our wallets.. den we slowly slowly walk and Finally reach home.. wha.. we were really tired.. den later, ben had to go off to his other friends house.. haha..

And.. i soon after, went to plaza to meet sherm and griz.. den when there, we met chun and we went to watch NEW POLICE STORY.. haha.. quite nice la the show.. haha that police gal was quite chio.. he he.. and i like that pc 1667 guys hair.. going to cut liddat next time. haha.. but the most funny part of the show was the END.. haha.. the bloopers.. lol.. jackie chan rox la.. haha..

Den after, we went to Yamaha... lol.. cuz of me. went to look at the guitars. wha. there was one black one damn chio la! haaha.. but i tink it was nearly $1000.. dott.. mah budget about 400 only.. hahaa.. we spent sometime there and den after a long goodbye to all the chio guitars, we left and den surprisingly we saw caroline.. haha.. she was shopping fer something i think.. haha.. oh ya.. den ar.. this chun and sherm ar.. for some unknown reason they start running.. haha.. maybe it was because i fart.. haha.. but i dunno.. hmm... I WONDER WHY ar.. lol.. den after they xian of running liao den we all went to play lan at meridian.. haha met colin(lim)some others there.. played cs fer an hour haha.. *MEI damn pro arr.. whole day headshot me.. nv gimme face at all.. har har* yupp.. so den we walked back to mrt station.. and den we walk until walk past the station.. haha. *blur blur* sherman la.. kena magnet by someone.. haha.. den we go home , buy bubble tea and chestnut de, the day more or less over.. haha..

TODAY:

went to gym with the opti peeps.. haha.. den now, instead of playing soccer, they play badminton one lehx.. haha.. but not bad la.. quite fun.. BUT... damn xian to hold the mast la.. haha.. fell down a few times..floor DAMn wet la! haha.. luckily arm nv break.. dott.. gym was quite tiring fer me la.. nv train fer so long.. now, hiking like very tiring already.. but guys, dun worry.. i will be back fitter den before.. muahahaha.. den play more badminton den buy mac.. (raymond damn loooooseeer!!! haha.. no business liao..) den had to do to see doc yann ling( or somthing liddat) haha.. she said ITS MAH LAST appointment!! haha yippee.. so now.. mah knee is allright.. soon going to be totally fit to sail, run, play>>>>>>>> SOCCER!! yeah! but i will damn lousy when i go back la.. hahaha...nvm.. mah cuzz.. he said he may come fer the churh camp!! that is some awe man.. haha.. okies.. thats about it i think.. going fer sailing talk in a while. haha.. buh bye!!!

school sux even more now.

hi blog,

this is really boring. i am now in the school library juz stoning. juz now, i juz had mah 4th encounter of the year with Mr see teck hock.. the damn stunted guy.. he damn strong ar.. dun mess with him ar.. this is the first time i was not caught by him fer uniform..

lol.. he damn idiot la. whole day like to criticise pple.. den say we idiot.. later someone sure complain moe bout him one la... but actually ar.. we at fault la.. cuz we playing soccer in class, playing cards.. haha.. den suddenly his short self appear at the door way.. wha.. his presence is damn scary la.. like u see his face ar, worse den Yo mama.. haha..

wha.. actually when he las like lecturing us hor, i wanted to like say back that
ITS NOT OUR FAULT THAT WE ARE BORED.. U SEC THREE TEACHERS NEVBER PLAN ANT SHIT FER US DEN WE WHOLE DAE JUZ STONE STONE STONE.. OF COURSE WE TRY TO ENTERTAIN OURSELVES RIGHT? SURELY U DUN EXPECT US MORONS TO BE ABLE TO PLAY INTELLECTUAL GAMES LIKE MONOPOLY AND RISK.. WE ARE GANGSTA MAR.. ONLY KNOW HOW TO GAMBLE AND PLAY BRAINLESS THINGS RIGHT?

if only i said that man. lol.. i no guts la.. like him liddat.. only know how to scold small kids like us.. errgh.. dunno why i so damn angry with him.. this is not the real me la.. u noe ar.. on the past few occasions when he caught me fer incomplete, untidy uniform, he said the same things.. like..

"come here.. come here..*i stroll casually over* now.. i dunno how come ur uniform is in such a miserable state AND i dun wanna listen to whatever bullshit excuse u have.. ok.. firstly.. where is your tie? *takes out tie and begins to put it on*.. NO NO.. dun get dressed in front of me.. now where are ur soocks? *takes out a pair of ankle socks*.. he grabs them.. these are socks? this are only big enuf to put my *he pauses fer a moment and stares at me* , *i look away in embarassment* ... he continues... FINGERS.. now.. i dunno whether u are not well taught by ur primary school, or u are juz refusing to obey school rules.. i cant say that it is your parents because i am sure that ur parents have taught u (how the heck would he noe???) . so i can therefore conclude(typical bio teacher speaking) that either ur primary school din teach u or u are juz BLATENTLY disobeying the school rules..

den, he asks me to wear mah socks and he asks fer a ruler.. den he measures whether mah socks are high enuf.. (obviously they ar not..).. den i say.. sir can wad.. (it was like 2.9cm when i pulled it like really tight) den he like shouts at me... den he asks fer mah socks and pulls out his swiss knife.. (wha piang dun la.. that socks 3 fer 10 bucks lehz.. distroy mah property fer wad??) den he say.. i can use this knife to cut the top of ur socks and then , u can wear it and it will look of appropriate length right? den i am like.... RIIIght..den he say .. OR u can juz go and get another pair of socks.. somehow.. mah choice is obvious...and i had to go arnd the school the rest of da day with a pair of long, thick acs socks that had diff colour logos.. piang that sucks..

den at the end he says.. i wont bother asking fer your name.. because i probably cant remember.. (like der... ur head so small, body so short but big of course la!) BUT.. u can be sure that i will definately remember ur moronic face(look who's talking) as it has already been registered in my memory... AND dere is no use of u saying sorry because have learnt in my 10 years of experince in this school, i learnt that sorrys do not mean much.. so u better juz get out of my sight now.. den.. finally, he got out of MY sight.. haha.. the the strange thing is that he always says the same thing every time we meet fer this purpose.. and i dun think he actually remembers mah face.. haha.. but i sure remember his la.. retard..

yo mama jokes.. frm jokes.com

Yo MaMa jokes frm jokes.com
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Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped on the dog's tail we had to change his name to Beaver.

Yo mama's so fat, she went out in high heels and came back in flip flops.

Yo mama so fat, she fell in love and broke it!

Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was a prince.

Your momma is so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs

Yo mama''s so fat, she dont need the internet - she''s already world wide.

Yo mama is SOOO fat, she can't hoop a hula hoop

Yo mama is so ugly, she stuck her face in cookie dough and made gorilla cookies.

Yo sister so ugly, I thought she was yo mama.

Yo mama's fart stinks so bad that George Bush declared it biological warfare.

Yo mama so short, she did a suicide jump off of the curb.

Yo mama is so fat, that every time you smack her butt, you can ride the waves!
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ok.. thats enuf fer now.. lol.. will continue to bring u the best of YO MAMA!

blog is one week old tmr

hello all!

tmr this blog is one week old! happy birthday blog of the "oh so tall" one..

tadae was like awesome! we had record attendance of 305! praise God! it was really exciting to be an usher, putting more rows of chairs fer the overflowing crowd.. and having to ensure that we had enuf bulletins, visitor packs, etc.. it felt very fufilling although it was not me that brought the pple.. haha.. hope that these pple will come back fer more of God... yepp..

sermon today was extremly relavant(correct spelling?). it was jeannete preaching today about commitment over comfort.. and fer me, this was like THE sermon for the time.. right Gareth(rmbr what we talk about?) haha.. heres the sermon outline..

life of comfort: misplaced love
lovers of :themselves
money
(not) the good
pleasures

deformed faith

rejection of the truth

life of total commitment to GOD

count the cost
dun look back
deny urself
take up ur cross daily
follow him
complete the race and keep the faith

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so guys of class cell 35 micah, i hope and pray that u guys will commit fully to God and that together we can see our frens saved.. and i pray that u all are truly in this together with me.. the cell needs u guys to be commited.. what is a cell without commited members? like the plant cell, we commited members are like the cell wall.. (lol.. non bio student here).. so guys keep the faith and carry ur cross..

ANW.. on more light hearted stuff.. haha.. central one went to da beach and it started with the hanky game where we used jelly.. wha.. i de first to kena by JAN.. put down mah back.. wha.. den i smashed it to vic.. den she thro sand at me den.. kena the rest of them in the end.. den we take out our NATA DE COCO>> stink like crazy.. dunno why.. ahah... lol.. abby run very fast ar.. mah injured knee faster den u ar.. haha.. den after, shawn (square) bring flour... all 7 packs.. wha kao... all hell boke loose la.. wha.. flour taste nice... especially with sea water right jan? haha..

it was good CLEAN fun la.. haha.. well mah wekk old blog, that was all that happened fer mah day tadae.. haha.. here is to one and all, a good last week of school.. God bleZz us.. and God save the queen pls.. ~ta ta~

bored

i am officially bored..

i am at the school lib now dunno what to do.. most of my class is all kena con camp.. lol... sad la ya'll

piang.. whole day in class play ti tee, bridge.. need some entertainment. lol..

_+What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: No idea (eyed deer).

_+What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no idea (eyed deer).

_+What do you call a fish with no eye? A: A fsh.

_+When is a car not a car? A: When it turns into a parking lot.

_+When is a door not a door? A: When it's ajar.

_+What do you call a fly with no wings? A: A walk.

_+A man walked into a bar, and said "Ouch!".

_+Roses are red / Violets are blue / Some poems rhyme / Others don't.

second post

hi dudes/dudesses, juz wanna thank ben fer teaching me guit.. haha.. really appreciate it..

need to learn guit fast cuz mah class starting a cell soon.. its really exciting.. haha.. guys, lets unite, that thru fellowship, we will grow in God and bring our class mates to him.. so lets purify ourselves so that they can see jesus in us... i noe its tough.. but lets juz try.. and we muz succeed.. lets watch our tongues.. k?

thanx gareth fer initiating it.. ur efforts wont be wasted i tell u.. God will show his glory on our class

fingers hurt, but i gotta learn guit fast! haha.. god helpch me..

sad that i cant play interclass.. sry guyz... cant take the risk.. gotta get well.. next year i will play ...

thanx to all who tagged mah lame blog.. haha...

peace out

new blog

hello all, tadae, got new blog.. hope i will be able to keep this one. the previous ones i had all got lost somewhere cuz i din touch it. ok. today dam xian. cant do anything. i wish that my arm would juz recover fully now so that i can play soccer. sigh. ok i dunnno how i should be writing this.

yesterday at church was so fun, and fufilling. went forward fer alter call and God bleZzed me with a word from jeanette. Something awesome is going to take place, so if u wanna know what is going to happen, u juz gotta check back here every now and then.yeah.

After church, we had cell as usual, so many birthdays to celebrate but only shawn was present so he got all of the "sabo" lol. Sorry shawn, the flour was my idea. haha.. is flour or banana worse i ask u? haha.. better thank God ar. flour was scattering, those party spray thingmajigs were also being sprayed and almost ate some of it. sick. lol. that was dam fun.

den afterward, we went bowling. dale and glenn not bad eh. haha i got 13 pinfalls.. haha doing all the spineroonies(shermans trademark) haha.. nv tot that it would be so fun to do that. lol. din even hit one pin with it though. so muz learn from sherm more.