school sux even more now.
hi blog,
this is really boring. i am now in the school library juz stoning. juz now, i juz had mah 4th encounter of the year with Mr see teck hock.. the damn stunted guy.. he damn strong ar.. dun mess with him ar.. this is the first time i was not caught by him fer uniform..
lol.. he damn idiot la. whole day like to criticise pple.. den say we idiot.. later someone sure complain moe bout him one la... but actually ar.. we at fault la.. cuz we playing soccer in class, playing cards.. haha.. den suddenly his short self appear at the door way.. wha.. his presence is damn scary la.. like u see his face ar, worse den Yo mama.. haha..
wha.. actually when he las like lecturing us hor, i wanted to like say back that
ITS NOT OUR FAULT THAT WE ARE BORED.. U SEC THREE TEACHERS NEVBER PLAN ANT SHIT FER US DEN WE WHOLE DAE JUZ STONE STONE STONE.. OF COURSE WE TRY TO ENTERTAIN OURSELVES RIGHT? SURELY U DUN EXPECT US MORONS TO BE ABLE TO PLAY INTELLECTUAL GAMES LIKE MONOPOLY AND RISK.. WE ARE GANGSTA MAR.. ONLY KNOW HOW TO GAMBLE AND PLAY BRAINLESS THINGS RIGHT?
if only i said that man. lol.. i no guts la.. like him liddat.. only know how to scold small kids like us.. errgh.. dunno why i so damn angry with him.. this is not the real me la.. u noe ar.. on the past few occasions when he caught me fer incomplete, untidy uniform, he said the same things.. like..
"come here.. come here..*i stroll casually over* now.. i dunno how come ur uniform is in such a miserable state AND i dun wanna listen to whatever bullshit excuse u have.. ok.. firstly.. where is your tie? *takes out tie and begins to put it on*.. NO NO.. dun get dressed in front of me.. now where are ur soocks? *takes out a pair of ankle socks*.. he grabs them.. these are socks? this are only big enuf to put my *he pauses fer a moment and stares at me* , *i look away in embarassment* ... he continues... FINGERS.. now.. i dunno whether u are not well taught by ur primary school, or u are juz refusing to obey school rules.. i cant say that it is your parents because i am sure that ur parents have taught u (how the heck would he noe???) . so i can therefore conclude(typical bio teacher speaking) that either ur primary school din teach u or u are juz BLATENTLY disobeying the school rules..
den, he asks me to wear mah socks and he asks fer a ruler.. den he measures whether mah socks are high enuf.. (obviously they ar not..).. den i say.. sir can wad.. (it was like 2.9cm when i pulled it like really tight) den he like shouts at me... den he asks fer mah socks and pulls out his swiss knife.. (wha piang dun la.. that socks 3 fer 10 bucks lehz.. distroy mah property fer wad??) den he say.. i can use this knife to cut the top of ur socks and then , u can wear it and it will look of appropriate length right? den i am like.... RIIIght..den he say .. OR u can juz go and get another pair of socks.. somehow.. mah choice is obvious...and i had to go arnd the school the rest of da day with a pair of long, thick acs socks that had diff colour logos.. piang that sucks..
den at the end he says.. i wont bother asking fer your name.. because i probably cant remember.. (like der... ur head so small, body so short but big of course la!) BUT.. u can be sure that i will definately remember ur moronic face(look who's talking) as it has already been registered in my memory... AND dere is no use of u saying sorry because have learnt in my 10 years of experince in this school, i learnt that sorrys do not mean much.. so u better juz get out of my sight now.. den.. finally, he got out of MY sight.. haha.. the the strange thing is that he always says the same thing every time we meet fer this purpose.. and i dun think he actually remembers mah face.. haha.. but i sure remember his la.. retard..
this is really boring. i am now in the school library juz stoning. juz now, i juz had mah 4th encounter of the year with Mr see teck hock.. the damn stunted guy.. he damn strong ar.. dun mess with him ar.. this is the first time i was not caught by him fer uniform..
lol.. he damn idiot la. whole day like to criticise pple.. den say we idiot.. later someone sure complain moe bout him one la... but actually ar.. we at fault la.. cuz we playing soccer in class, playing cards.. haha.. den suddenly his short self appear at the door way.. wha.. his presence is damn scary la.. like u see his face ar, worse den Yo mama.. haha..
wha.. actually when he las like lecturing us hor, i wanted to like say back that
ITS NOT OUR FAULT THAT WE ARE BORED.. U SEC THREE TEACHERS NEVBER PLAN ANT SHIT FER US DEN WE WHOLE DAE JUZ STONE STONE STONE.. OF COURSE WE TRY TO ENTERTAIN OURSELVES RIGHT? SURELY U DUN EXPECT US MORONS TO BE ABLE TO PLAY INTELLECTUAL GAMES LIKE MONOPOLY AND RISK.. WE ARE GANGSTA MAR.. ONLY KNOW HOW TO GAMBLE AND PLAY BRAINLESS THINGS RIGHT?
if only i said that man. lol.. i no guts la.. like him liddat.. only know how to scold small kids like us.. errgh.. dunno why i so damn angry with him.. this is not the real me la.. u noe ar.. on the past few occasions when he caught me fer incomplete, untidy uniform, he said the same things.. like..
"come here.. come here..*i stroll casually over* now.. i dunno how come ur uniform is in such a miserable state AND i dun wanna listen to whatever bullshit excuse u have.. ok.. firstly.. where is your tie? *takes out tie and begins to put it on*.. NO NO.. dun get dressed in front of me.. now where are ur soocks? *takes out a pair of ankle socks*.. he grabs them.. these are socks? this are only big enuf to put my *he pauses fer a moment and stares at me* , *i look away in embarassment* ... he continues... FINGERS.. now.. i dunno whether u are not well taught by ur primary school, or u are juz refusing to obey school rules.. i cant say that it is your parents because i am sure that ur parents have taught u (how the heck would he noe???) . so i can therefore conclude(typical bio teacher speaking) that either ur primary school din teach u or u are juz BLATENTLY disobeying the school rules..
den, he asks me to wear mah socks and he asks fer a ruler.. den he measures whether mah socks are high enuf.. (obviously they ar not..).. den i say.. sir can wad.. (it was like 2.9cm when i pulled it like really tight) den he like shouts at me... den he asks fer mah socks and pulls out his swiss knife.. (wha piang dun la.. that socks 3 fer 10 bucks lehz.. distroy mah property fer wad??) den he say.. i can use this knife to cut the top of ur socks and then , u can wear it and it will look of appropriate length right? den i am like.... RIIIght..den he say .. OR u can juz go and get another pair of socks.. somehow.. mah choice is obvious...and i had to go arnd the school the rest of da day with a pair of long, thick acs socks that had diff colour logos.. piang that sucks..
den at the end he says.. i wont bother asking fer your name.. because i probably cant remember.. (like der... ur head so small, body so short but big of course la!) BUT.. u can be sure that i will definately remember ur moronic face(look who's talking) as it has already been registered in my memory... AND dere is no use of u saying sorry because have learnt in my 10 years of experince in this school, i learnt that sorrys do not mean much.. so u better juz get out of my sight now.. den.. finally, he got out of MY sight.. haha.. the the strange thing is that he always says the same thing every time we meet fer this purpose.. and i dun think he actually remembers mah face.. haha.. but i sure remember his la.. retard..
posted by lala at 1:21 PM
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