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Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped on the dog's tail we had to change his name to Beaver.

Yo mama's so fat, she went out in high heels and came back in flip flops.

Yo mama so fat, she fell in love and broke it!

Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was a prince.

Your momma is so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs

Yo mama''s so fat, she dont need the internet - she''s already world wide.

Yo mama is SOOO fat, she can't hoop a hula hoop

Yo mama is so ugly, she stuck her face in cookie dough and made gorilla cookies.

Yo sister so ugly, I thought she was yo mama.

Yo mama's fart stinks so bad that George Bush declared it biological warfare.

Yo mama so short, she did a suicide jump off of the curb.

Yo mama is so fat, that every time you smack her butt, you can ride the waves!
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